German Knuckle Cake (noun) A slang term for fisting someone is the ass. Her asshole was so big I could have fit a German knuckle cake in there. get this def on a mug Mug german knuckle cake anal fisting

2. Buck Dich

German slang for BEND OVER! Rammstein’s song Buck dich has made this expression global get this def on a mug Mug bend over buch dich rammstein german slang german insults

3. teufelshunde

ive seen several definitions here but this is how “teufelshunde”(pl) “teufelshund”(sg) is actually written…the “s” is often forgotten but it is important as it indicates the real meaning of the word which is “dogs of the devil” rather than “devil dogs” . its an old german slang word for a tough, couragous, risking and in his case devoted person. a “tough bastard” or in some sense also close to “son of a gun” as you can read in other definitions it comes from ww1 when german soldiers were amazed by the courage and toughness of american soldiers coming into battle at 1917. american soldiers were respected and feared. Jesus, some Germans, but especially German exchange students are real Teufelshunde. They kick major butt! get this def on a mug Mug teufelhunde teufelhunden teufelshunde teufelshund devil dogs teufelhund

4. burzeltag

German Slang for Birthday I’m now 20 years old! Happy burzeltag Fred. get this def on a mug Mug birthday german slang age geburtstag

5. german

another name for a virgin because it sounds like it. said so young kids or older adults wont know what the hell your talkin about. most likely said to girls. i bet shes still a german. get this def on a mug Mug virgin sex german slang girl

6. jwd

hate it (adv) German slang expression, orginating from Berlin, abbreviation for “janz weit draussen” (“very far off”), pronounced “yod way day”. A mockery term to denote provincial regions and ideas, can be used to qualify a place, something or someone as being out of the question, unacceptable, off the mark or simply fucked up. “Der Typ is ja wohl sowas von jwd” – “This guy is so totally out of question” get this def on a mug Mug off-key unacceptable off the mark way off german slang

7. Althoff

An old German slang term in reference of a High/Supreme Court. B)A graveyard. C)A Welsh name to describe the sexiest and most attractive man alive. A) Ich bein in althoff. (I am in the Supreme Court.) B) Lässt zu gehen althoff. (Lets go the graveyard.) C) That man is the althoff! get this def on a mug Mug german slang althoff althoph high supreme court. sexiest

british slang

1. a bit off of the other

   having sex.

2. arse

   ass. as in arsehole, that’s my arse. “arse over tit” is a phrase that is something akin to ass over elbow in US English. “completely arseholed” means you are really drunk.

3. aubergine

   eggplant. the big purple weird fruit thing.

4. apples & pears

   stairs. not sure why?

5. bender

   everything from a pub crawl, to a heavy drinking session, to a true multi-day mega-blowout global party. the British get to take credit for this great word with serious depth. see Rules for the global bender

6. bang

   screw. have sex. look for a sly smile from the cute British girl when the stylist asks her what she’d like to do with her bangs.

7. bespoke

   custom made, just for you. as in tailored clothing made for you on sevile row, the street in London for bespoke clothing. see the post on marble2 on bespoke for more details.

8. blow

   So surprised you could knock me over by blowing. not the same thing it would mean in the us, where it refers to a blowjob.

9. bob’s your uncle

   that’s all folks, a matter of fact conclusion to something like a description, recipe or story.

10. bollocks

    testicles. balls. that is the literal translation, but this is a complex slang word. “dog’s bollocks” actually refers to something at peak performance, or “that’s bollocks” means that it’s rubbish, or someone who is “talking bollocks” is generally talking rubbish. if you hear “the dog’s” then it refers to the dogs bollocks, which is something good, not like the rest of the bollocks, which would be rubbish.

11. bonk

    screw. have sex.

12. bum

    butt. ass. “get off your bum” “stop touching my bum”. you get the picture. you’ll hear this word a lot.

13. bugger

    camp – drag/gay/effeminate. camp it up means to dress in drag.

14. bung

    throw it, as in “bung me my keys, mate.”

15. centre

    center. almost ever opportunity for something that ends in “er” in US English becomes “re” in British English. just to keep you on your toes.

16. cheerio

    - sayanora. goodbye.
    chinese whispers

17. cheers

    - thank you, goodbye, and a toast all work for this complicated multi-faceted British word.
    cheeky

18. cheesed off

    pissed

19. chin wag

    chat. a sit-down conversation between close friends.

20. chips

    french fries. as in “fish & chips” this particular type of cuisine is surprisingly quite popular still.

21. chav

    this one requires it’s own hotspot. suffice it to say that a chav wears fake and discounted burberry, gold chains and other bling and enjoys all things tasteless.

    chick peas garbonzo beans. used interchangeably in the US, uttering “garbonzo” might get you weird look from your British counterpart.

    chinese whispers a passed along story that morphs and changes from person to person. by the time it goes around all your mates it’s completely different than the original.

    chuffed pleased, happy. “she was chuffed when we met”

    cockney rhyming slang born of east london, this is a deep slang pseudo-language used to allow people to talk about anything, legal or illegal, in front of the police. this slang system allowed them to avoid problems when discussing semi-legal things in public. “septic tank” is cockney for “yank” which is a North American.

    cock up - is a mistake you’ve made, not referring to any male body parts.

arsehole: n asshole.

barmpot: n clumsy idiot. As with a lot of the Brits’ less-than-complimentary words, it isn’t really offensive — it’s used more in goading fun than anything else. Has a derivation similar to that of “barmy.”

barmy: adj idiotic. You might describe your father’s plan to pioneer the first civilian moon landing using nothing but stuff he’d collected from a junkyard as “barmy.” Well, unless the junkyard he had in mind was out the back of Cape Kennedy and he had funding from China. It may or may not derive from the fact that there was once a psychiatric hospital in a place called Barming, near Maidstone in Kent, England. It may equally easily come from an Old English word for yeast, “barm,” intended to imply that the brain is fermenting. As these competing etymologies seem equally plausible, it seems only sensible to settle the matter in an old-fashioned fistfight.

berk: n idiot. Yes, yes, another friendly U.K. word for moron; this one implies a degree of clumsiness: Look, you berk, I said to bend it, not bust it. The word originally derives from the rhyming slang “Berkeley Hunt” (or “Berkshire Hunt”), which rhymes with — well, “punt,” among other words.

Billy no-mates: n person with no friends: Everyone else turned up half an hour late so I was sitting there like Billy no-mates for ages.

bint: n woman, in the loosest sense of the word. One step short of a prostitute, a bint is a bird with less class, less selectivity, more makeup and even more skin. Blokes don’t talk to bints unless they’ve had at least eight pints of beer, which is why bints turn up in free-for-students nightclubs at 2:45 a.m. with their faked student ID and dance around their Moschino rucksacks. The word derives from the Arabic for “woman.” Well, I say “derives from” – it is the Arabic for “woman.”

blighter: adj guy (or, rather, a more refined, more upper-class version thereof). Usually used in a slightly critical tone: Just wait until I get my hands on the blighter who steals my newspaper every morning.

bloody: adj 1 damned. An exclamation of surprise, shock or anger, it’s one of the great multi-purpose British swear words. Best known as part of the phrase “Bloody hell!” but can also be used in the middle of sentences for emphasis in a similar way to “fucking”: And then he had the cheek to call me a bloody liar! or even with particular audacity in the middle of words: Who does she think she is, Cinde-bloody-rella? Etymology-wise, it’s possible that “bloody” has in fact nothing to do with blood and actually a contraction of the Christian phrase “by Our Lady.” 2. bloody-minded obstinate; determined: If he wasn’t going to be so bloody-minded about it we’d have come to a deal ages ago.

blooming: adj darned. An extremely innocuous expletive — could be seen as a reduced-strength version of “bloody.” Rather antiquated nowadays.

bollocks: 1 n testicles. The word is in pretty common use in the U.K. and works well as a general “surprise” expletive in a similar way to “bugger.” the dog’s bollocks something particularly good (yes, good): See that car — it’s the dog’s bollocks, so it is. This in turn gives way to copy-cat phrases such as “the pooch’s privates” or “the mutt’s nuts,” which all generally mean the same thing. bollocking a big telling-off 2 rubbish: Well, that’s a load of bollocks. Some additional U.S./U.K. confusion is added by the fact that the words “bollix” and “bollixed” are sometimes used in the U.S. to describe something thrown into confusion or destroyed.

bugger: 1 n jerk. Or substitute any other inoffensive insult (“git” works just as well) 2 v sodomise 3 -off: a friendlier alternative to “fuck off.” 4 interj “rats.” Stand-alone expletive usable in a similar way as “bollocks”: Oh, bugger!

charva: n newish word in the U.K. to describe a range of people much similar to pikeys. From Romany (spoken by the Roma people, i.e. gypsies) for “child.” Used in 1960s London to mean “fuck,” as evinced by the Derek Raymond Factory series of novels.

chav: n variant of “charva.”

cheeky: adj risqué; just short of rude. You’re being cheeky if you make a joke that you can only just barely get away with without getting into trouble.

cobblers: n rubbish; nonsense. An informal term; you’d be more likely to use it in response to your mate’s claim that he can down fifteen pints in a sitting than while giving evidence in a murder trial. Possibly Cockney rhyming slang, from “cobbler’s awls” / “balls.” This may be true. Who knows?

cock-up: v make a complete mess of something: I went to a job interview today and cocked it up completely. Brits also use the phrase “balls-up” to mean the same thing. Ironically enough, however, “balls-up” is seen as a lot less rude.

codger: n grouch. Belligerent old bugger. The old codger next door decided my hedge was too tall and set fire to it last Wednesday!

dago: n Spanish person (rather uncharitable and slightly antiquated). I mean the term is uncharitable and antiquated, not the Spanish person in question. There are two possible etymologies: One is that it is a slightly abbreviated “Diego,” that being of course a popular Spanish name. It may also be a contraction of the town name San Diego (named after Santiago, a.k.a. St. James, the patron saint of Spain). The term is in use in the U.S. but, rather perversely, refers to Italians.

divvy: 1 n idiot. Likely derived from “divot,” meaning “clod.” Calling someone a divvy is pretty tame, much on a par with telling them they are a “dimwit.” 2 divide up (universal).

dodgy: adj something either shady: I bought it off some dodgy punter in the pub, sexually suggestive: The old bloke in the office keeps saying dodgy things to me at the coffee machine, or simply not quite as things should be: I got rid of that car; the suspension felt dodgy. What appalling sentence structure. Fuck it.

dozy: adj perhaps most kindly characterised as “slow.” Someone described as dozy might be a little sluggish in understanding things.

eejit: n idiot. I can only guess that it is derived from something like a phonetic representation of an Irish person saying exactly that.

git: n a tricky one to define. But, of course, that’s what I’m getting paid the big bucks for. What it doesn’t mean is what The Waltons meant when they said it (“git outta here, John-Boy”). Git is technically an insult but has a twinge of jealousy to it. You’d call someone a git if they’d won the Readers’ Digest Prize Draw, outsmarted you in a battle of wits or been named in Bill Gates’ last will and testament because of a spelling mistake. Like “sod,” it has a friendly tone to it. It may be derived from Arabic, or it may be a contraction of the word “illegitimate.” Or neither.

Gordon Bennett: interj Christ. By this I don’t mean that Britain is under the grip of a strange new religion where Jesus Christ has been replaced by a man called Gordon Bennett, who came to earth in the guise of a used car salesman to save humanity from eternal damnation. No, I mean more that this is a general-purpose expletive, used in a similar context to “Christ!” or “Bollocks!”: Your brother Tommy’s won the lottery! / Gordon Bennett! Its source lies in the mid-19th century with James Gordon Bennett, son of the founder of the New York Herald and Associated Press (who was also called Gordon Bennett, in case you thought this was going to be simple). Born with cash to spare, Gordon Jr. became legendary for high-roller stunts and fits of notoriety including urinating in his in-laws’ fireplace, and burning money in public. His name entered the lexicon as a term of exclamation for anything a bit over the top.

gormless: adj slightly lacking in the common sense department; a bit daft. The word (as “gaumless”) also exists in Scots-derived American English with the same meaning but is not in common use.

grotty: adj gross; disgusting. Your mother might use it to describe your room, or your girlfriend might use it to describe your whole flat. Or maybe you’re cleaner than I am.

manky: adj gross; disgusting. The word is derived from the French “manqué,” the past participle of “manquer” (to fail).

minger: adj. pron. “ming-er” someone breathtakingly unattractive: She looked okay when we were in the bar, but when I woke up the next morning it turned out she was a complete minger. On fire and put out with a shovel, that sort of thing.

munter: n deeply unattractive woman. Pretty much equivalent to “dog” or “pig.”

muppet: n dimwit: You’ve left the handbrake off, you muppet.

naff: adj tacky, ineffectual and generally crap. This could be a part of the reason why the French clothing firm Naf Naf recently pulled out of the U.K. It may derive from the 1960s gay slang language “Polari” in which it was used as an acronym for “Not Available For Fucking.”

nancy: n man who is either extremely effeminate, or homosexual. Or both. A rather derogatory term, and often conjoined into the phrase “nancy-boy.”

nosey parker: n a person who takes a little bit too much interest in other people’s goings on. Presumably “nosey” is related to putting one’s nose in others’ business, but heaven knows where the “parker” part came from.

numpty: n Scottish idiot, in a friendly sort of a way: You’ve parked in a disabled space, you numpty.

nutter: n someone with a screw loose. This applies to both the “insane” or “reckless” definitions, so a gentleman who scaled the Eiger naked and a chap who ate both of his parents could both validly be “nutters,” albeit in slightly different ways.

off one’s onion: adj Northern England crazy: Some chap was dancing with cars in the street – I think he was off his onion!

off one’s rocker: adj crazy: Some chap was dancing with cars in the street – I think he was off his rocker! And there I go again with the copy-paste. God, I love computers.

off one’s trolley: adj crazy: Some chap was dancing with cars in the street – I think he was off his trolley! Yes, I did just copy-paste the previous entry.

pikey: n adj white trash. It’s an old English word meaning “gipsy,” but nowadays pikey is also applied to people in possession of track suits, Citroen Saxos with eighteen-inch wheels and under-car lighting, and pregnant fifteen-year-old girlfriends.

pillock: n idiot. You could almost decide having read this dictionary that any unknown British word is most likely to mean “idiot.” And you could almost be right. The Brits have so many because different ones sound better in different sentences. Pillock is likely a contraction of the 16th century word “pillicock,” which was used to refer to the male member.

pish: n, v Scottish piss. It can be used not only to refer to urine/urination, but also as a mild sort of swear word, similar to “crap.”

piss-artist: n useless layabout. The .com must have gone, but I’m too scared to check. Have you ever played that game where you pick a .com and bet amongst your friends as to whether it’s a porn site or not. I bet you’re sitting there thinking that sounds like a stupid game, but let me get you started. turkishdelight.com? You’re wondering, aren’t you?

plonker: adj idiot. I’m tempted to write a Dictionary of British Insults. Also (rarely) used to refer to one’s penis. Or someone else’s, if you don’t have one. Or if you do have one, but you’re trying to refer to someone else’s and not your own. I’m tempted to also write a Dictionary of British Words For Penis. A future bestseller; keep an eye out. Not that eye.

po-faced: adj glum; long-faced: I bumped into Sheena in the newsagent this afternoon – she looked mighty po-faced about something. As well as being a useful word for people who want to win at Scrabble by memorising stupid goddamned two-letter words and then sitting there looking all smug about them even thought they don’t know what they mean, “Po” is an abbreviation for “chamber pot” (an old-fashioned bed-pan).

poxy: adj crappy; third-rate. Presumably derived in some way from when horrible things were described as being ridden with a pox.

prat: n idiot: I met my sister’s boyfriend the other day and he seems like a complete prat. Derived from a time when the word was slang for your posterior (in a similar way to the more contemporaneous “arse”) from whence, interestingly, came the peculiarly American word “pratfall” (a fall on one’s behind).

scrubber: n another not overly complimentary word for a young lady of loose moral fibre.

shite: n shit. The only plausible reason I can think of for this word’s existence at all is that it has more rhyming potential for football songs. Perhaps soon we’ll have the word “shitove,” giving Whitney Houston and her cohorts further opportunities to over-use the word “love” in their drivelly good-for-nothing pop songs.

skanky: adj disgusting. Describing something or someone as skanky would imply that they haven’t been cleaned in quite some time. Brits do not use the word “skank” to refer to a prostitute.

taking the piss: n make fun of: Andy fell down the stairs on the way into the pub last night, and everyone spent the entire night taking the piss out of him. This is the most common term in British English to describe making fun of someone. Contrary to what one might assume, it doesn’t involve a complex system of tubes or a bicycle pump.

trollop: n woman of loose morals. This is a somewhat antiquated equivalent of “tart,” and was sixteenth-century slang for a prostitute.

tyke: n rascal; tearaway. Normally used to describe children who are doing something a bit mischievous but not particularly awful. You’d be much more likely to hear “Quit spraying me with the hose, you wee tyke!” than you would “Run, the little tyke’s got a bomb!”

uphill gardener: n homosexual. Perhaps best left at that.

wally: n dimwit; dunce. In a friendly sort of a way. You’d never leap out of your car after someone’s smashed into the back of it and shout “you complete fucking wally!”

wazzack: n idiot. When I originally put this on my website I spelled it “wazzak.” I received emails variously informing me that it was spelled “wazzock” or “wuzzock.” I then received one from a chap who claimed to have invented the word in South Somerset when he was seven and that “wazzack” was in fact the correct spelling. And the one I got from a chap in Nottinghamshire claiming that he invented it and it was spelled “wassak.” Why must society be like this? Why must we all lay claim to something? I put the two people in touch via email and they have subsequently fallen in love.

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